sexualfavours:

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

slurpeenis:

world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

“I want my life to be like an 80’s movie…”

earthnation:

swimchick11606:

earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

You really live up to your URL.

watch the sass swimchick11606 or soon u wont be swimmin with the fishes u will b sleeping with them

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

asslet:

“i meant gay as in stupid” no

flowercrownharry:

i wanna be crunk when i wake up on the right side of the wrong hood

mensrightsactivist:

if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD